Sunday, April 22, 2012

present president review

"Grasping for peace, President Barack Obama on Thursday challenged a pessimistic world to overcome decades of shattered promises and help Israelis and Palestinians close a historic deal within a year. "This time will be different," he declared."   
 
 Whoa, wait it sounds like he's saying there's going to be a change, like he's going to make a change. Now I'm not sure about you guys but but last time he promised change and delivered it i wanted to mail it right back to him and now he's calling us pessimistic man does he even watch The Colbert Report? Of course we're pessimistic, look at how screwed over we are, which really it isn't even all his fault we've been screwed since Clinton. However him throwing all that money at companies like GM and Chrysler that cant afford to do things correctly the first or even second time is ridiculous, if a company is going under because it pays their executives enough to be able to buy a jet and pay to send them to resorts that for one night costs more then most middle class members will see in one year. To top it all off he decided to support the bums who sit at home claiming to be illiterate or disabled and unable to work, popping out children every few months. (Keep in mind I'm not bashing the families who truly try by working at a break neck pace with two three or even four jobs just to pay the bills, buy groceries and cloth the youngsters.)


Even after twenty months in office, Obama no longer made a point of breaking away from George W. Bush and embracing the multilateral approach of the United Nations. The record of the White House is now his to defend ( Lord help us all ) and he did so, particularly U.S. efforts to avoid a global economic catastrophe.

His hand bobbed in time with his words as if he were trying to beat the idea into someone or everyone's skull, the lights glaring off his smooth ebony head as he verbally shook his all mighty smiting finger, the block and white hounds of secret service following his every move, for how Russia, China, and North Korea were "Repressing their people" (Like we don't?). With Mideast peace talks seemingly on the brink of collapse, Obama took on skeptics directly.  He challenged Israelis and Palestinians to make amends, supporters on both sides backing him instead of useless words and  grim painted pictures of what will surely happen if all efforts are consigned to the growing list of failed attempts.

That's us, The U.S the great pessimistic sanctimonious bully of the planet earth for you. Tell everyone to cheer up then pour all that hope down the drain watching it slowly slip away. Wow, I give the performance a three, the over all theme a six and the his consistency of saying one thing while in turn doing another a solid eight. Lets hear a hand for the amazing shrinking man.

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